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Monday, April 26, 2010

TV DINNERS

For Sunday Scribblings – Dinner
And Monday Poetry Train Revisited


RIP

Absent TV chefs,
and especially Keith Floyd;
may you rest in peace.


ANIMAL PRACTICE

A few moons ago
Before ewe became mutton
You went through a phase

You’d drink like a fish
And you’d get drunk as a skunk
You could wolf them down

One more for the road?
Be a lamb; go bar for us
Make mine a pigs ear

9 comments:

  1. haha - I hear you can't make a silk purse out of that...

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  2. Fun stuff! Now where's the one about veggies?

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  3. Thanks to:
    Tammy; Just for laughs.
    Dee; I know someone who did just that!
    Gautami; He was fun to watch.
    Ann; The drinks are suitable for vegetarians.

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  4. well for sure...
    that is the reason why i don't drink...

    it can make a monkey out of men

    God bless

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  5. Thanks Inay; I know what you mean.

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  6. Thanks Julia; Ok... Here goes...
    Less Cholesterol
    Sugar tuns to Alcohol
    Purely; Ethanol

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