TV DINNERS

For Sunday Scribblings – Dinner
And Monday Poetry Train Revisited


RIP

Absent TV chefs,
and especially Keith Floyd;
may you rest in peace.


ANIMAL PRACTICE

A few moons ago
Before ewe became mutton
You went through a phase

You’d drink like a fish
And you’d get drunk as a skunk
You could wolf them down

One more for the road?
Be a lamb; go bar for us
Make mine a pigs ear