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Saturday, March 13, 2010

THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT

For Friday Flash 55


THE SHOW HOST

The show host was a toothless midget, with a few strands of hair clinging desperately to his polished head. His body was wrapped in a designer suit; two sizes too big for him, and it took both hands to hold the microphone.

Sorry, that's 55 syllables - here's a few more words to make up the deficit.

He introduced his next Special Guest; a basketball player... as his twin brother.