For Friday Flash 55
THE SHOW HOST
The show host was a toothless midget, with a few strands of hair clinging desperately to his polished head. His body was wrapped in a designer suit; two sizes too big for him, and it took both hands to hold the microphone.
Sorry, that's 55 syllables - here's a few more words to make up the deficit.
He introduced his next Special Guest; a basketball player... as his twin brother.