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Sunday, August 30, 2009

OBJECTS OF IMITATION

FOR OBJECTS OF IMITATION


WINE

A meal to die for
Uncork a bottle of wine
…A nice Chianti…?


UNDERWEAR

Before Roy was an adult
His mum bought his underwear
Sunday to Saturday pants
So he’d remember which pair
To put on, and when to change.
Now, of course, he shops himself
He can choose from the whole range
Any item on the shelf
Any colour, shape or size
Violet, green, blue, indigo
Three more pairs, it’s no surprise
The colours of Roy’s rainbow


AIRPORT

Expecting delays
Man falls asleep at airport
Wins dream holiday

4 comments:

  1. These are all great. I'm still laughing over two. I though you were going to go the way of he decided not to wear any lol.

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  2. Thanks Missy; Perhaps he doesn't know when to wear which colour.

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  3. Skidmarks and trolleys, springs to mind!

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  4. Thanks Andy; Better put a cork in it then.

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