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Saturday, March 30, 2013

WHIRL #102

For Sunday Whirl: Peak, Lost, Petals, Stone, Moon, Powders, Written, Staff, Locks, Pit, After, Calls.

(elephant) SMALL PRINT



Not exactly at your peak...?
Lost the battle of the bulge...?

Shed weight FAST with... Rose Petals...!

Lose up to a stone a week...!
You will feel over the moon...!

No powders, pills or potions
That's our written guarantee!


The rod and the staff comfort
The chains and the locks feel good
Even the pit feels homely
... after a session or two

*Calls cost nine pounds a minute*

31 comments:

  1. There are rose petals in the pit? They don't usually advertise this!

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  2. Very funny and clever use of the words, Stan! I'm sure a few weeks in the pit would most definitely work, to shed those unwanted pounds.

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  3. Funny. I will be on the look out for this ad - and the fine print.

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  4. I've had my blog peppered with ads like that recent! :D

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  5. Rose petals cure many an ailment..and smell lovely too..

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  6. Wait...is the elephant in the pit too? I think you'll need a few ton of rose petals :)
    Thanks for you visits. Can you have biscuits on this diet?

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  7. Very funny - not sure I would try this magical potion, but enjoyed the laugh!

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  8. This elicited smiles and a few thoughts. Great wit resides here, Stan. A goor read.

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  9. This made me groan, especially after Easter dinner with the family. It is to the pit we shall go,

    Elizabeth
    http://soulsmusic.wordpress.com/2013/03/31/wild-things-of-inspiration/

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  10. I'd like to lose weight with rose petals. Does it really work? :)

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  11. I'm off to buy some roses, now. Hell, I'll just steal petals wherever I see them. munch a bunch of petals! mmmm....

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  12. I love rose petals......

    I am here after SO long!! Sorry about that!!

    inside that bowl, I see the whole world

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  13. The new barker of weight loss - you're great!

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