FOR OBJECTS OF IMITATION
WINE
A meal to die for
Uncork a bottle of wine
…A nice Chianti…?
UNDERWEAR
Before Roy was an adult
His mum bought his underwear
Sunday to Saturday pants
So he’d remember which pair
To put on, and when to change.
Now, of course, he shops himself
He can choose from the whole range
Any item on the shelf
Any colour, shape or size
Violet, green, blue, indigo
Three more pairs, it’s no surprise
The colours of Roy’s rainbow
AIRPORT
Expecting delays
Man falls asleep at airport
Wins dream holiday
Thanks Missy; Perhaps he doesn't know when to wear which colour.
ReplyDeleteSkidmarks and trolleys, springs to mind!
ReplyDeleteThanks Andy; Better put a cork in it then.
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