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Saturday, March 30, 2013

WHIRL #102

For Sunday Whirl: Peak, Lost, Petals, Stone, Moon, Powders, Written, Staff, Locks, Pit, After, Calls.

(elephant) SMALL PRINT



Not exactly at your peak...?
Lost the battle of the bulge...?

Shed weight FAST with... Rose Petals...!

Lose up to a stone a week...!
You will feel over the moon...!

No powders, pills or potions
That's our written guarantee!


The rod and the staff comfort
The chains and the locks feel good
Even the pit feels homely
... after a session or two

*Calls cost nine pounds a minute*
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31 comments:

  1. Purple AssassinMarch 31, 2013 at 5:11 PM

    Beautiful stumble with words. :)

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  2. Old EggMarch 31, 2013 at 6:14 PM

    There are rose petals in the pit? They don't usually advertise this!

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  3. MarianneMarch 31, 2013 at 6:28 PM

    Very funny and clever use of the words, Stan! I'm sure a few weeks in the pit would most definitely work, to shed those unwanted pounds.

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  4. nanMarch 31, 2013 at 7:28 PM

    Funny. I will be on the look out for this ad - and the fine print.

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  5. annell4March 31, 2013 at 7:45 PM

    Promises, promises....

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  6. AnonymousMarch 31, 2013 at 7:56 PM

    I've had my blog peppered with ads like that recent! :D

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  7. Jae RoseMarch 31, 2013 at 10:47 PM

    Rose petals cure many an ailment..and smell lovely too..

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  8. JulesMarch 31, 2013 at 11:03 PM

    Wait...is the elephant in the pit too? I think you'll need a few ton of rose petals :)
    Thanks for you visits. Can you have biscuits on this diet?

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  9. UnknownApril 1, 2013 at 12:13 AM

    Very funny - not sure I would try this magical potion, but enjoyed the laugh!

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  10. Stan SkiApril 1, 2013 at 12:28 AM

    Thanks Robyn :)

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  11. Amrit SinhaApril 1, 2013 at 1:10 AM

    I loved this ad :-)

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  12. Walt WojtanikApril 1, 2013 at 2:24 AM

    This elicited smiles and a few thoughts. Great wit resides here, Stan. A goor read.

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  13. AnonymousApril 1, 2013 at 7:19 AM

    This made me groan, especially after Easter dinner with the family. It is to the pit we shall go,

    Elizabeth
    http://soulsmusic.wordpress.com/2013/03/31/wild-things-of-inspiration/

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  14. AnonymousApril 1, 2013 at 9:43 AM

    I'd like to lose weight with rose petals. Does it really work? :)

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  15. brenda wApril 1, 2013 at 10:30 AM

    I'm off to buy some roses, now. Hell, I'll just steal petals wherever I see them. munch a bunch of petals! mmmm....

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  16. gautami tripathyApril 2, 2013 at 9:23 PM

    I love rose petals......

    I am here after SO long!! Sorry about that!!

    inside that bowl, I see the whole world

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  17. Tumblewords:April 4, 2013 at 2:50 AM

    The new barker of weight loss - you're great!

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