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Saturday, March 30, 2013

WHIRL #102

For Sunday Whirl: Peak, Lost, Petals, Stone, Moon, Powders, Written, Staff, Locks, Pit, After, Calls.

(elephant) SMALL PRINT

Not exactly at your peak...?
Lost the battle of the bulge...?

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You will feel over the moon...!

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That's our written guarantee!

The rod and the staff comfort
The chains and the locks feel good
Even the pit feels homely
... after a session or two

*Calls cost nine pounds a minute*