For The American Sandwich
WALLS + WIRES
The M.P thanked his biographer for his accurate portrayal.
Then he noticed the disclaimer
Similarities to actual events were unintentional.
He expressed his gratitude to the author.
Then he noticed the disclaimer, stating the story was fictitious.
It was supposed to be a biography.
An eccentric array of bedroom toys unnerved the teenager.
She rocked the cradle so violently that even the voodoo doll screamed.
So ended the young girl’s first, and last, babysitting experience.