Love's me not

Dear John

I
Am
Not
Your
Loyal
Friend,
Partner,
Anything.
Temporary
Engagement,
Permanently
Extinguished.
Disappearance
Understandable;
Unobjectionable.

BREAKING UP

“Hello, am I speaking to Mr. Smith?”
“Speaking; who’s that? Mr. Rogers?”
“Pardon? This line’s not too clear”
“I said, ‘are you James Rogers’?”
“Yes, I am. Can you hear me now?”
“Loud and clear; what is it?”
“I’m sorry; I couldn’t hear”
“I said, ‘what do you want’?”
“I need to ask for help”
“OK, name it; fire away”
“My wife has left me”
“Gosh! What can I do?”
“What did you say?”
“How do I assist?”
“Can’t hear you”
“Assistance?”
“Miss her so”
“Pardon me?”
“Miss her”
“Pardon?”
“My God!”
“What?”
“She…”
“OK?”
“I…”
…
..
.